katesmess:

no but like seriously masturbate to me

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wildflower-faerie:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

wildflower-faerie:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

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hellelujah:

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

this is gonna be you sappy—bullshit

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lightspeedsound:

becca-morley:

adventures in school

I can tell these are all high schooler stories because there’s nothing about professors getting drunk with you

(via my-little-something)

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ed-sheeran-music:

the single lyric “i could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle” deserves its own grammy 

(via my-little-something)

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never-obey:

cassandrajp:

tarynel:

lastnightsmusings:

"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 

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"you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it"

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

fuck.

(via giveit-time)

(via hellelujah)

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i’ll bet you a substantial amount of money that the Yale scientists were all dudes.

(Source: holybatshitrobin, via my-little-something)

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via khaaleesii)

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